Way back, while discussing skulls, I mentioned I'd gotten something amazing, and in honor of the return of the sun, here he is.


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I suppose I should begin by saying:

WARNING! SPOUSAL ABUSE TRIGGERS.

Jesus Christ, I am not pleased ( Read more... )

I have to go meet with the loan officer, so this is a lightning-fast entry to tell y'all that I've had someone contact me about Grace, so she may have found a home! Your generous donations have enabled me to cover her vet bills plus a little bit extra, which is still going to help kitties because ( Read more... )

Oh my god. Oh, my fucking god.

Okay, so, first, there's the leak in the computer room window. I mentioned that the other day. Well, the day after that, we sprung a small leak in the bedroom window. You know, the one we had replaced not two years ago.

Also, during the big storm a few days back, Jesus H. Christ, the downstairs room once again ( Read more... )

I do not recall buying waterfront property in hell. And yet, when I took down my panties this morning, there was a lake of fucking bloodI do not recall looking into my underwear drawer and saying "Candyman" three times, but this morning my bathroom wound up looking like the scene of a recent disembowelment ( Read more... )

I just heard more gunshots from down the street, roughly the same direction as the last batch. Five or six, from two distinct weapons this time. I called the police and reported it; nobody else had yet.

I wonder how often this shit happens when I am sleeping peacefully with my fucking earplugs in, so that I can't hear it ( Read more... )

I didn't think those sounded like backfires.

I just got off the phone with the police department, and they confirmed that four shots were fired one street over.

Swell.

Let's hope that whoever got shot was an asshole, and not one of the good guys.

I can't wait to get out of this neighborhood. Have I mentioned that?

Holy bajeezus dimple-bottomed fuck.

I finished the new box yesterday, finally. The long-headed among you will recall when I inadvertently ended up wearing most of a bottle of acrylic sealer a while back; I had barely a finger's width left in the bottle, and was planning on going to Michael's to get more just in case I needed it to complete the ( Read more... )